Hissing! Spitting! Hackles rising,
What's the cause? It's not surprising...
My territory has been invaded!
Now my food is getting raided
by the cat from down the road,
who hasn't read the feline code:-
Subsection 4 (paragraph B),
which says this house belongs to me!
Time to set the sirens wailing
because it seems defence is failing....
The enemy has strong resistance.
I need to call for some assistance!
Behold! The cavalry, big and mighty -
It is my owner, in her nightie,
muttering that "it's ten to eight!"
Does this mean that it's too late?
But soon the enemy is routed!
A well-aimed floor cloth saw him clouted
and forced him back across the border,
Thus restoring calm and order...
However, it will take some time
to flatten down this fur of mine.
